Hillary Clinton and the Old Cow
Thought I would lighten up the mood with a little joke I heard on the radio today:
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in New York State one evening when an ancient cow roamed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
“What the hell happened to you?”, asked Hillary.
“Well,” the driver replied, “The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.“
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.
The driver replied :”I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Hillary Clinton’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the old cow. The rest happened like lightning!“
November 5th, 2007 at 4:23 am
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November 20th, 2007 at 10:43 am
As much as I’d like to see a woman president, I don’t trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.