Quick and to the point:

Bring the troops home.  Stop wasteful spending.  Preserve rights.  No Real ID.  No invasion of privacy.

This one beats the pants off the first one.

Finally getting rid of some of that cash-on-hand, Ron Paul has recently spent $430,000 on a radio ad radio ad and $1.1 on five television ads. Here is the first of the TV ads:

Don’t forget to head on over to ronpaul2008.com to donate and help his campaign buy more air time.

Very clever video. This could be a campaign ad.

I always wondered how the world would end, but now it seems very clear. Mooninites, in what seems to be the first phase of a plan to take over the world, have placed bombs in Boston and nine other cities. The explosive devices depict the Mooninite leaders Ignignokt and Err making an obscene hand gesture. Luckily the Boston police were able to quickly discover the bombs (within three weeks) and disarm them before anyone was hurt. The bombs have also been removed from the other cities.

The two men accused of helping the Mooninites place the bombs in the Boston area have decided to plead not guilty.

No one knows what the next phase of the attack will be, but it may have something to do with the new movie the Mooninites are releasing. Experts suggest that it is unsafe to watch the movie, as there may be some type of subliminal brainwashing used in the film. Whatever the next phase may be, we must be prepared, even if it means cracking down on civil liberties and privacy. I just hope that the governments and bureaucrats of the world will be able to protect us from this danger. Those 1980’s 2-D video game sprites are scary, but I think we can prevail.