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Border Patrol Agent Arrested For Smuggling Illegal Aliens Into The United States

Posted in Uncategorized on June 10th, 2008 by RottingNation

digitaljournal.com:

Since 2005, Border Patrol agent Jesus Huizar has headed the illegal alien smuggling ring of over 100 illegals into the United States. In May of 2008, he was arrested for his alleged role in the crime but it does create some issues of trust.  

More proof that positions of power attack those that are willing to abuse it.  After all, if you want to smuggle illegal aliens then what better job is there for you than a border patrol agent?

I Want Indentured Servants

Posted in Satire, Uncategorized on March 27th, 2008 by RottingNation

I belong to that ubiquitous group of people that pay their taxes. I am, as it were, a taxpayer. And, not altogether incidentally, I am an indentured servant. I am forced, by my masters, to fill out paperwork and they do not pay me for this task. Rather, they force me to give them up to half of my earnings through their income tax, property tax, sales tax, gas tax, corporate tax, and an infinite array of other taxes, fines and fees.

A while ago I had a conversation with a friend of mine who had recently graduated from college. He was, coincidently, a Socialist who was espousing the virtues of public schools and Socialized Medicine. He was, however, unwilling to admit that those things were paid for through the threat of violence from the state. If I do not pay my taxes, I explained to him, then I will be arrested. If I do not want to be arrested and I choose to defend myself I will likely be shot and killed.

Then, just a few months ago when I was filling out the paperwork for my tax returns, a thought occurred to me: How great would it be if I had a few indentured servants of my own?

Why do I want indentured servants? Well, it’s really quite simple. I want to make money.

I want indentured servants who will accept my claim of ownership to all of the land they live on. Since I owned the land, I would charge them at least $5,000 per year for a title that granted them the privilege of living on my land. If they were to refuse to pay their tributes to me, however, I would quickly take back those titles and kick them off the land. Of course, they could never buy the land off of me and they would lease it for eternity, but they would be allowed trade the titles amongst each other, for a fee. This would give them the illusion of ownership over the land.

My indentured servants would probably not like this idea, but I would have a deceitful trick up my sleeve. I would tell them that I was taking their hard earned money to pay for the schools that I permitted their children to attend. Meanwhile, the children would perform poorly in my schools and their intelligence would be lower than the students in the neighboring schools. My indentured servants would still pay, however, because they would not want the other servants to believe that they did not care about the children.

I want indentured servants who will pay me for the right to work. Anyone on my land who had a job would have to pay me at least 20% of his or her income. I will tell them that this money is being used to pay for the roads and protection, but the roads would remain in horrible condition. The road crews would constantly be working, but nothing would ever get done. The police, whose salaries would be paid by my servants, would not protect and serve. Their only true purpose would be to fine and imprison my indentured servants when they did not obey my rules.

I want indentured servants who will automatically and blindly accept my rule of law no matter how obscene the rules become. I would be able to spy on them, claiming that I am doing it for their own protection. In reality, I would be looking for the dissenters among them who might be forming a resistance to my rule. The police would take care of these bad apples .

I would trick my indentured servants into fighting in conflicts with our neighbors. These conflicts would benefit defense and weapons corporations that I have investments in to help me pad my coffers even more.

The children of my indentured servants would inevitably pay me because that is what their parents did. Their lives would not be terrible, so they would have no reason to revolt.

I want indentured servants because I want to live like a king.

Really, it’s the perfect set up. Who wouldn’t want indentured servants?

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Oklahoma Lawmaker: Gays are a Bigger Threat Than Terrorism

Posted in Uncategorized on March 10th, 2008 by RottingNation

Server Issues

Posted in Uncategorized on October 26th, 2007 by RottingNation

Sorry for being down the last couple of days; I was having some server problems.  If it goes down again please be patient.  I am working to figure out the issue.

Cops, Puppies, and Hypocrisy

Posted in Uncategorized on October 17th, 2007 by RottingNation

Another article I wrote for digitaljournal.com, this one about Cops killing family pets:

Law enforcement officers are allowed to kill the family pet without consequence, but do so much as threaten a police dog and you could be looking at jail time with a $100,000 bond.

If you happen to kill a police dog that has wandered onto your property then you could be facing a third degree felony.

Read more here.

Ron Paul Girl - Worker Bee

Posted in Uncategorized on October 3rd, 2007 by RottingNation

Stripping For Ron Paul

Posted in Uncategorized on October 3rd, 2007 by RottingNation

The video says it all: